Are you my mummy?
Well, I can't think of anything you would say to mess this up. I'm a little more into you than you think, probably. :)

The first part is good to hear, and I can’t say the second part sits too badly at all.

How was your day?

How would you mess up? <3 I don't know if you could

That’s nice of you to say, but I seem to have a talent for saying the wrong thing. Maybe that’s only in person, though.

You really think so? But you barely know me.

I do think so. I may not know you well, but I want to get to know you. I don’t know what to ask, though. This is all fairly new territory for me, and I don’t want to mess up with you.

Aww. :) You make me feel so special.

You are so special.

Ha. I'm not worth it then. :P

Your computer might not be worth it, because we could figure out some other form of contact. You would be worth it, a thousand times over and without hesitation.

Oh, my poor little computer would be crushed! D: Hahaha.

We certainly wouldn’t want that. I’d have to shed a Manly Tear of Sadness™ if that happened, for one, and we men only get so many of those.

Yep. Uh. I don't know what kind she is. (I've never been a real dog person and she's actually my brothers.) She's tiny, I do know that. :)

That’s awesome. Well, possibly. Small dogs can be really cool or really not.

I figured she was small, though the image of a St. Bernard on your keyboard was amusing.

Baha. That would be great. (I've written that at least 11 billion times, it feels like. My dog thinks she needs to be on my computer. -_- She thinks she's a cat, I swear.) And that's cool. :) It must be great to do something you love and get paid for it.

It would be. I sort of want to order some, now. :P

It is, but I am kind of ready to move on. While it’s great having him, especially having him as a job, I feel a bit stuck. But then odds are I’ll land a job I hate or something. But it will be a good thing in the long run, I think.

You have a dog?

A rinky dink little store that sells bubbles. (Okay, so like bath stuff). Lots of little old ladies come in. XD They are soooooooo old. But it makes the pay, I guess. Then I get to go home and watch my brother. So, I'm working two jobs, technically. What about you? What do you do?

Selling bubbles sounds neat. You should get some business cards that just say “Xana: I sell bubbles”.

I watch Ethan. It’s the only “real” job I’ve had, and I love it, though I’m hoping I can get a real job after his dad takes over.

<3 So how was your day today?

It’s been good. Ethan’s been good all day, I’ve made some headway on cleaning, that sort of thing. How was your day?

You make me SO happy, Jay. <3

You make me so happy, Xana. <3

Aww really?<3

I don’t stay up forever late for just anyone. <3

Talking to you<3 and another person. And nothing else really. Haha. I'm a wee bit boring.

You’re not boring at all. <3

<3 So what are you doing right now? It's awfully late/early.

Talking with you, and watching videos on Youtube. What are you up to?

Lol. Actually, I could live the rest of my life with everyone else boring. <3

You flatter me greatly. And knock me back to old-timey compliment accepting, apparently.

I suppose everyone else being a bit boring wouldn’t be too terrible a thing.