Are you my mummy?

ironhearted:

ibrokeitagain:

celestial-siren:

ianbrooks:

If Guys Wrote Valentines

Sure, you can fake it and go with some lamezors Hallmark cards, professing endless love and platitudes of which you either dont believe in nor understand, but beneath your hairy exterior beats the passionate heart of a dude and no one expects us to be romantic anyway, so why try on Valentine’s Day? You’d be betraying yourself! Stay true to the Dude Code with these special cards.

(source: coolmaterial)

 Acceptable.

Agreed. These are better than most Valentine’s. 

I spit out my coffee laughing so hard

Wow, aren’t they something.

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